we have a few at church that we use
AV Team Coordinator: "if it dont work the first time, try it again, if it still doesnt thats what a brain is for." "screw up once, shame on you, screw up twice, go run laps."
Qoutes from HS
"The pit is not for goofing around in gentleman, but its funny to see people crawling in the bays"
"The reason they call it the booth is because thats where the snacks are."
"If you have ever walked around in here (auditorium) and heard a noise, you have met the friendly theater ghost, although sometimes he's not so friendly."