@gafftaper $100 to buy lamps. "These lights are all broken -- we don't use them any more because they don't turn on." Think what it'll be like in 10 years when nobody remembers the days of arguing which color grease pencil to label gels with and using tracing wheels to try to perforate gels so they'd maybe last a little longer.
Somewhat unrelated. I worked at a roadhouse where the first or second TD after the venue opened 6 years earlier had beaten the snot out of the fixture inventory. There were a number of fixtures on the upstage meat rack in various stages of disrepair. Then came the annual $500/plate gala with a bar and an RC racetrack set up on stage (plus various tents/concerts/art exhibits/etc). One of the stagehands gets the idea to put the bar right in front of the meat rack, and labels like 40 of the fixtures as broken, using 64pt fonts, so right when all the attendees would be a little drunk and have their checkbooks already out they would get a subtle suggestion "Please give us more money."
Somewhat unrelated. I worked at a roadhouse where the first or second TD after the venue opened 6 years earlier had beaten the snot out of the fixture inventory. There were a number of fixtures on the upstage meat rack in various stages of disrepair. Then came the annual $500/plate gala with a bar and an RC racetrack set up on stage (plus various tents/concerts/art exhibits/etc). One of the stagehands gets the idea to put the bar right in front of the meat rack, and labels like 40 of the fixtures as broken, using 64pt fonts, so right when all the attendees would be a little drunk and have their checkbooks already out they would get a subtle suggestion "Please give us more money."