Sound Offenses
Missed pickup $ 20.00
Missed tape
cue $ 20.00
Late tape
cue $ 50.00
Early tape
cue $ 75.00
Wrong tape
cue $ 150.00
Going on an uncalled
cue $ 10.00
Not going on an uncalled
cue $ 500.00
Failure to
bail out clueless
stage manager $ 0.01
Unauthorized bailing out of clueless
stage manager OSTRACISM
Failure to
duck out offensive orchestral players $ 35.00
Failure to
duck out offensive vocalizations $ 55.00
Feedback $ 100.00
Falling asleep at
console $ 20.00
Causing
feedback by falling asleep at
console $ 150.00
Audible snoring at
console $ 75.00
Making audible rude comments on the performance $ 5.00
Failure to maintain correct mixing levels $ 150.00
Failure to correct glaring errors caused by designer $ 50.00
Correcting glaring errors caused by designer LOSS OF JOB
Wireless Offenses
Failure to mute faulty wireless $ 100.00
Failure to mute wireless when actor is not on stage $ 50.00
Failure to mute wireless while actor is in bathroom $ 2.00
Recording wireless while actor is in bathroom $ 0.00
Recording wireless while actor is gossiping $ 0.00
Listening to wireless gossip on headphones WHO'LL KNOW?
Self-serving use of wireless gossip $ 5,000.00
Backstage Offenses
Unauthorized use of wireless condoms $ 300.00
Recycling wireless condoms $ 300.00
Overzealous transmitter changes on opposite sex cast members $ 69.00
Overzealous transmitter changes on same sex cast members $ 66.00
Recycling batteries $ 20.00
Failure to recycle batteries $ 150.00
Failure to share vast wealth from recycling batteries with:
House Department Head DEATH
Stage Manager $ 5.00
General Offenses
Excessive whining $ 10,000.00
Excessive cheerfulness $ 15,000.00
Hiding/sleeping during
load-in ELECTROCUTION
Hiding/sleeping during
load-out HANGING