Identifying Old Lights...

[gafftaper]

It was a rectifier not a dimmer.

(Standbye Rimshot)

Rectifier?... but I don't even know 'er!

(Rimshot Go).

 

[gafftapegreenia]

If your grandMA really is a grandma.....

If it was used to light The Flintstones....

If your birdie really is a bird......

If your Martin is operated by some guy named Martin.....

If you still can't figure out how to overcome that "nasty filament image"....

If your A-lamp footlights only have Red, White and Blue...

 

[gafftaper]

If a blackout cue means someone blows out the torches...

 

[JD]

If the OEM reflector in your fixture has "Apple Pie" stamped in the edge...
You might have an old light!

If your bulb inventory includes 24 volt incandescent lamps with carbon filaments...
You might have some old lights!

If the only thing called "Leako" in your theater is the stage manager with a bladder control problem...
You might have some old lights!