Lighting tech Names

Rudy

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What are some "cool" names for a lighting tech? Something crazy and long and that makes the job sound really cool?
 

dimwatt

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Photon Generation and Relocation Engineer
 

producer

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ahhh sheesh.
this is really get out of hand. just go with lighting tech. you'll go by that anyway
 

mixsa

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and sound guys...

ambient atmospheric wave compression and rarefraction specialist
 

avkid

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yvfd82t

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i have always liked god of the light.
 

scarlco

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producer said:
Ambience Technician. Luminance quality control administrator. Bob.
Hehehehe... our M.E. is Bob.

Ummm... Glowbug? Mass Photon Emitter, Wavelength and Phasic Adjustment Technician?
 

propmonkey

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i always get "hey you..."
 

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propmonkey

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i love to be called "the highest paid crew member" and for it to be true....
 
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How about...Master of the luminaire? The Sun? Creator of light? Or mabey even "Be nice to me or I'll Kill the house lighting and then put the I-beams in seizure mode durring your performance?" :D
 

avkid

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I always like to say: "piss me off,and you wil be talking quietly in the dark"
 

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