Dear Voter,
I'm writing to you to announce my candidacy for the office of President of the United States. I'm fed up with the poor quality of candidate offered up by the mainstream political parties. Each has done a lot of negative campaigning, pointing out the other's weaknesses rather than discussing their own strengths. Each accuses the other of being beholden to special interests. Each accuses the other of mis-stating the facts. Each raises serious doubts about the other's ability to lead this country.
If you can't say anything nice about someone, don't say anything at all. The nicest thing I can say about them is that they're both right. Considering each candidate's strengths and weaknesses, I believe attack ads are a wise strategy for both.
It's too late to get my name officially on the ballot but if, like me, you see the major-party candidates as two sides of the same coin, write-in Nona D' Above. If you want someone who's beholden to no special interests, write-in Nona D'Above. If you want someone who won't distort the truth, write-in Nona D'Above. If you want to make your voice heard in Washington, write-in Nona D'Above.
I'm Nona D'Above, and I approved this message.
Nona D'Above
I'm writing to you to announce my candidacy for the office of President of the United States. I'm fed up with the poor quality of candidate offered up by the mainstream political parties. Each has done a lot of negative campaigning, pointing out the other's weaknesses rather than discussing their own strengths. Each accuses the other of being beholden to special interests. Each accuses the other of mis-stating the facts. Each raises serious doubts about the other's ability to lead this country.
If you can't say anything nice about someone, don't say anything at all. The nicest thing I can say about them is that they're both right. Considering each candidate's strengths and weaknesses, I believe attack ads are a wise strategy for both.
It's too late to get my name officially on the ballot but if, like me, you see the major-party candidates as two sides of the same coin, write-in Nona D' Above. If you want someone who's beholden to no special interests, write-in Nona D'Above. If you want someone who won't distort the truth, write-in Nona D'Above. If you want to make your voice heard in Washington, write-in Nona D'Above.
I'm Nona D'Above, and I approved this message.
Nona D'Above