I got a whole list of them:
Quotes
"Actors are
props with dialogue"
"
Beat to fit, paint to match"
"If force doesn't work, you're not using enough"
"Done is best"
"An actor without techies is a naked person standing in the dark trying to emote. A techie without actors is a person with marketable skills."
"And on the first day the lord said. . . . . .LX1, GO! and there was light."
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
"EVERY theater company mirrors the muppet show, think about it."
"John Wilkes Boothe should have shot an actor. . ."
"Love-it, Lock-it, Leave-it, Next. . . ."
"Let the actors finish it"
"I don't make mistakes, I have unintentional improvisations."
"Hmmmm. What would a smart guy do."
"Our techies practice safe sets and Techies do it on
cue."
"Work sucks. I'm going to the
theatre."
"Life's a
stage and were constantly changing the scenery."
"Extras are
props that eat. . ."
"Umm, 'scuze me, your techies are showing. . ."
"If we could read minds, we wouldn't need headsets."
"Hey, I forgot my
cue sheet, oh well, I'll make it up. I wonder if they'll notice?"
"All the girlies say He's pretty white for a Fly Guy."
"If I wanted to have people tell me what to do, I would have become an actor."
"Techies are those people least appreciated, most abused, hardest working, in the entire history of the theater."