"Technical" lighting names

[Rudy]

What are some really "technical" lighting names that you would say to impress someone? for example, something like "lumination control expert". but something really my technical and high tech. thanx!

 

[disc2slick]

for a while, as I joke, I insisted my stage manager (who I was friends with) refer to me as Illuminatronics, thus she called all of my light cues as, instead of Lights 1...go, as Illuminatronics 1...go.

 

[disc2slick]

for a while, as I joke, I insisted my stage manager (who I was friends with) refer to me as Illuminatronics, thus she called all of my light cues as, instead of Lights 1...go, as Illuminatronics 1...go.

 

[Radman]

gobo, fresnel, DMX-512 (or Digital Multi-Plexed,) ellipsoidal, RFU, "intelligent lighting control console," DMX universe, WRFU, USITT, widget, PAR (Parabolic Aluminised Reflector,) etc...