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Discussion in 'General Advice' started by propmonkey, Aug 30, 2004.

  1. propmonkey

    propmonkey Well-Known Member

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    any one have some good tech jokes, i've found some....

    http://www.techsfiles.com/

    http://www.btinternet.com/~abbey.theatre/jokes_index.htm

    we've adopted this song as our theme song.....

    to the music of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty And The Beast"

    Be our guest!
    Be our guest!
    Got a pain in my ol' chest
    It's pathetic, don't call the medic
    Do it as my last request
    Ate some raid
    Choice was made
    Put me six feet under the shade
    Guess I didn't make the grade
    Now I'm here, that is it
    No more dance recital sh*t
    After all this bloody h*ll
    They should pay us really well
    So expect a miracle
    You'll take what we give you
    Be our guest!
    Be our guest!
    Be our guest!
    Blackout on cue
    Cheesy effects
    Strobe and chase lights get them wet
    We'll prepare for this affair
    Another season's in the air
    We wear black
    And we're bored
    All this money we can hoard
    But we're gloomy and complaining
    'Cause this sh*t's not entertaining
    We tell jokes
    And drink beer
    Because we can't stand being here
    Go on and get some taste
    We have no time to waste
    Come on and kiss my as*
    You've got no friggin' class
    So I guessed
    Now we're stressed
    We need rest

    post some others
     
  2. moojoe

    moojoe Active Member

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