See people, what you need to understand about Gafftaper, (and I'm sorry Gaff--but it's time people knew) is that he actually has 12 fingers, six on each hand, and therefore just cannot comprehend mathematical expressions involving base10 numbers.
It's not his fault, he was born that way. In this case, it's NATURE over nurture. One day soon, scientists will isolate the gene responsible in his DNA. Too late to help Gafftaper, but scientific advances may be able to prevent such occurrences of mutations in the future--when everyone will use only The Metric System. Oh, and also; soon a new species will evolve with 8 fingers on each hand. Members will be known as Hexadecimists and will work exclusively with ACN--Architecture for Control Networks, which will have replaced DMX-512A.
It's not his fault, he was born that way. In this case, it's NATURE over nurture. One day soon, scientists will isolate the gene responsible in his DNA. Too late to help Gafftaper, but scientific advances may be able to prevent such occurrences of mutations in the future--when everyone will use only The Metric System. Oh, and also; soon a new species will evolve with 8 fingers on each hand. Members will be known as Hexadecimists and will work exclusively with ACN--Architecture for Control Networks, which will have replaced DMX-512A.