Alright y'all, I'm only going to go through this once, so let's pay attention the first time, hmmm?
1) Thanks for all your kind welcoming wishes. I'm looking forward to interacting with all of you.
2)For Kelite and Gafftaper: You can still stay out and play with Kyle, but feel free to remind him once in a while that neglected wives bake no cookies.
3)For SeanandKate: I'm assuming that you'd be looking for changes in Kyle's tone because you think he'd be more careful about what he says with me around. You'd think incorrectly, as I'm way more vulgar with half the tact and no concept of privacy. Want proof? I have an entire category in my blog entitled "S**t that Embarrasses Kyle." Enjoy.
4) Yes, I'm real. Kyle may be a nerd, but he hasn't got the time, nor the budget to devote to a scheme this elaborate that doesn't somehow end in nachos. (But points to Gafftaper for the phrase "curmudgeonly troll.")
5) I married out of my league/universe because I met him during a show, and to me watching him stride across stage and scream at people is sexy. Also, what he hasn't told you all is that under my attractive exterior is a socially inept 5-year old who runs after ice cream trucks and belches in public. So I figure it makes us pretty even.
6) Grog12: You want embarrassing stories? Again, see "S**t that Embarrasses Kyle."
6) For MistressRach: A question for your consideration. Are we the only CB wives because we're the only ones here or because we're the only ones in existence? Discuss.
7) For LightingPenguin: Of course it was the best wedding ever. It was MY wedding. And if anyone tries to say otherwise, I will cut you.
Again, looking forward to hanging with y'all.
Stephanie
1) Thanks for all your kind welcoming wishes. I'm looking forward to interacting with all of you.
2)For Kelite and Gafftaper: You can still stay out and play with Kyle, but feel free to remind him once in a while that neglected wives bake no cookies.
3)For SeanandKate: I'm assuming that you'd be looking for changes in Kyle's tone because you think he'd be more careful about what he says with me around. You'd think incorrectly, as I'm way more vulgar with half the tact and no concept of privacy. Want proof? I have an entire category in my blog entitled "S**t that Embarrasses Kyle." Enjoy.
4) Yes, I'm real. Kyle may be a nerd, but he hasn't got the time, nor the budget to devote to a scheme this elaborate that doesn't somehow end in nachos. (But points to Gafftaper for the phrase "curmudgeonly troll.")
5) I married out of my league/universe because I met him during a show, and to me watching him stride across stage and scream at people is sexy. Also, what he hasn't told you all is that under my attractive exterior is a socially inept 5-year old who runs after ice cream trucks and belches in public. So I figure it makes us pretty even.
6) Grog12: You want embarrassing stories? Again, see "S**t that Embarrasses Kyle."
6) For MistressRach: A question for your consideration. Are we the only CB wives because we're the only ones here or because we're the only ones in existence? Discuss.
7) For LightingPenguin: Of course it was the best wedding ever. It was MY wedding. And if anyone tries to say otherwise, I will cut you.
Again, looking forward to hanging with y'all.
Stephanie
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