edmedmoped
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I like this one"We open tonight?"
I like this one"We open tonight?"
lol! .........Kind of a cruel thing to say as you arrive to runt he lights for a show and you turn on the board.
"What? The boards been reset?
Kind of a cruel thing to say as you arrive to runt he lights for a show and you turn on the board.
"What? The boards been reset?
We normally try and do that in private instead of at work..."MY ANUS IS BLEEDING." (Truly)
I have a saying like that but i prefer "Actors are moving set pieces with words".
"I do my best work when something goes wrong and I have less than 10 mins to fix it and the world is stacked against me. Bring it on, all or nothing, here we go!"
Here is something I just recently said, and the last part may start to be my Tech Motto.
How is started was last night, somebody broke a prop, by backing into it and it fell and broke off, paint chipped and the cross lost an arm. This was at start of intermission and I was in costume...
After going outside (where some other actors were having smoke break/talk) and using the gold spray paint to fix the chipped areas, I looked at the group gathered outside and said in an agitated voice... "Spraying this, and in Costume...NEVER happened."
You may be surprised to learn that there are a "few" theaters out there who aren't equity.Why were they smoking in costume in the first place? Isnt that strictly forbidden by equity rules?
You may be surprised to learn that there are a "few" theaters out there who aren't equity.
"The dimmer is fine, and by fine, I mean ON FIRE!"
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