"Just use the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape."
"if you screw up, then you'll get beaten up"
How about merging the two quotes.
"If you use duct tape, than you'll get beaten up."
Nasty stuff and banned for use in many places. Gaffers tape is much better to use for all but electrical things - not rated for electrical repair.
But completely worth it!Unfortunately, it's much more expensive.
In some situations, uttering the G-word when not calling a cue could have unintended consequences.
Lighting Designers vs Light Board Operators:
1.)The Designer always makes the rules.
2.)The rules are subject to change at any time, without prior notification.
3.)No Board Op can possibly know all the rules.
4.)If the Designer suspects the Board Op knows all the rules, he must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.)The Designer is NEVER wrong.
6.)If the Designer is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding, which is a direct result of something the Board Op did or said wrong.
7.)If rule 6 applies, the Board Op must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8.)The Designer can change his mind at any given point in time.
9.)The Board Op must never change his mind without express written consent from the Designer.
10.)The Designer has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.)The Board Op must remain calm at all times, unless the Designer wants him to be angry or upset.
12.)The Designer must under no circumstances let the Board Op know whether or not he wants him to be angry or upset.
13.)Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14.)If the Designer has a hangover, all rules are void.
15.)If two Designers disagree about a rule, they are BOTH right.
WE the unwilling, led by the unknowing are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we can now do virtually anything with nothing.
...The start time is for sure, but who knows when we'll be done.
I've came up with this one:
The start time is for sure, but who knows when we'll be done.
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